Move a small 40 oz tumbler. The town has a new king of hydration. Grab this stylish 5-gallon Stanley before it sells out!
Get bigger or dehydrate! 💦
Are you tired of constantly refilling your small water bottles? With the Megagulp 5000, one fill-up lasts for several days. Whether you’re commuting to work, bumping into the gym or crossing the Sahara on foot, this is a hydration solution for those who refuse to drink politely.
This is not just a tumbler, it’s a hydration lifestyle.
Ability to blow your mind (and possibly your biceps)
Large 5-gallon capacity: Say goodbye to infinite refills. This beast holds enough water to hydrate the entire soccer team. Industrial Strength Insulation: Designed with advanced temperature retention, Megagulp will make liquids ice-cold or forever hot. Genuine Sturdy Design: There is classic Stanley Green, trendy rose gold, or red “definitely stolen from my garage” Easy-Pour ‘Guzzlespout’â„¢: Equipped with a high-flow nozzle for maximum gulp power to chug responsibly. Extrastal Handle: You’re trying to get real, so you’ll need both hands to do this.
What fans are saying:
“My daily water intake goal is 600 ounces. This bad boy will take me there. My chiropractor is concerned.” – @stayhydratedorelse
“I brought it to the gym. People asked if I was drinking water or if I was fueling the jet engine. Both were honest.” – @gallongang
“I turned it over a bit while drinking, unleashing a wave of tide inside the car. I’ll buy it again on 10/10.” – @aquaoverload
Get the new exclusive hip2save 5-gallon version whenever possible!
Let’s talk about the true show stopper, Hip2save Rose Gold Edition. Imagine the perfect balance between sturdy durability and soft, luxurious elegance. A refined metallic finish will catch the light like a dream and whisper subtly to everyone around you. “Yes, I drink five gallons of water a day.
Final Verdict: Is it worth it?
If you’re tired of hydration products that don’t require dolly for transportation, the Stanley Megagulp 5000 is for you. Certainly, it’s as heavy as a medium-sized dog, but it’s just the price of hydration. So grab one today – unless you want your road trip to be really interesting, don’t confuse it with your actual gas can…
April Fool’s Day! As you can imagine, this product is not a real Stanley water container, but a figment of the cheerfulness of our hip2save. But you can dream…
Happy April Fools Day! 🎉
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