Emmanuel Macron: Biennevali.
Keir Starmer: Bonjour, President Monsieur Le. Thank you for organizing this “at one time” summit in a short period of time.
Macron: Relax, Monvy Mukkure. No procedures are required yet. You don’t start for about 30 minutes. Let’s chat first.
Starmer: What does it mean?
Macron: Hommeá Homme. Strictly deep-rooted. Forget about the diplomatic splendor of one time…
Starmer: I understand.
Macron: So, what did you make about the security conference in Munich?
Priority: I always thought it would be a disaster. So I made a mistake on it…
Macron: Bonpel. You dodged the bullet. Imagine having to sit there while oafish jd vance is cutting us all down. We are all finished as civilizations and we teach that we are now ourselves. Ukraine doesn’t even think that it should have a say in its own peace deal.
Priority: dis-moi about it. I get such a Melde from Kemi Maubasenock at home. Only this Matin had told the Right Treaty a Londres that the actual wars faced by the West were opposed to diversity and equality. This is a temporary group where Russians literally kill Ukrainian scores every day. She avoids disabled people. She still doesn’t realize that no one has stopped saying anything.
Macron: vraiment, elle est un emi-wit…
Priority: Plus Quartier-Wit.
Macron: Tu Me Crack En Haut, Keir.
Priority: No one ever told me that…
Olaf Scholz: Guten Tag, Alles.
Macron: Comment vas-tu, Olaf?
SCHOLZ: PTSD Auf München’s Encore Souffrant. Still struggling to believe that Que ca Idiot Vance can go to Dachau, and anyone who has learned from Il’s experience is that Allemagne must vote for the far-right alternative Für Deutschland in the election of Prochaine Semaine.
Macron: çac’etaitincroyable.
Scholz: oui. That makes me happy that Presque will soon be in power. There is no need to deal with CES Personnes and there is no major relief.
Priority: I know the Quoi tu Veux Dire. David Lamy had told me that the UK had been given a lengthy lecture on elections and the cancellation of religious freedom. c’est commeWe step on the glass that looks good. Just four years ago, Donald Trump was incitement to march the Capitol building to overturn a legitimately won election by Democrats. What we did is delay some elections as there are no seats on the council within a year.
Macron: That’s depressing, n’est-ce pas? The road surface of Comme Marchant dans (àtravers?). Speaking of which, do you think Le Donald uses Dans Ses Cheveux? Chaque Fois I see Louis and I am fascinated.
Priority: It is his pea colour that gets the moi. I don’t know how to go through the face with him in Washington next week. I just find myself staring, wondering if our Pence Que Rest is strange, even though I don’t spend hours under my sunbed every day.
Scholz: I’m very happy to hear you two say. Those are exactly the lespensy I have. But I feel like I need to keep them myself. I want to ask him what he sees when he sees Miloa.
Macron: You need these unofficial rendezvous and subents. It’s good to share something like this. Mond Leader of Mond Leader. Anyway, Bonne Chance is next week’s chance in America, Kiel. I don’t think I’ll be Le Donald, who will sail anytime. He’s not Am Fransais that Vocarp. We tend to say what we think about him.
Priority: Don’t think he likes Brits very much. He certainly doesn’t have much time for the Labour Party. But I’m flattening him as much as possible. That’s not to say it did very well. Congratulations to him for realizing that a war is taking place that no one else notices. How did you miss a conflict between Gaza and Ukraine?
Macron: OK, Mes Amis. les autres sont arrivées. Let’s go to Le Sommet Officiel.
Priority: Bonneide.
Macron: It’s time for Europe to step up. We no longer rely on American support in maintaining peace and security in the West.
Priority: Pas Si Vite. The UK is pleased with the US and European Pontes.
Donald Tass: What about that Marcher?
Macron: Kiel screams at Washington, promising that everyone will spend more on defense, and then Trump will do exactly what he was trying to do in the first place.
Scholz: What is that?
Macron: Personne knows. Pasmême Le Donald. So we have to be prepared to take care of ourselves.
Tusk: I agree. It is no longer possible to assume that the United States is a trusted member of NATO. If Trump is passing through the canard, then Quacks of Canard, and Il est Probablement un Canard. He determined that his interests were more consistent with Russia. He is by the dictator’s side. That’s why the US and Russia are busy sculptures in Ukraine in Saudi Arabia.
Giorgia Meloni: I think the fascism light will be Molto Attrante.
Macron: Tuez-Moi, maintenance. Who was the idea to invite Italy?
Everyone: Yours.
Priority: Don’t be so defeatist. We are ready to increase our defence spending to 2.5% of GDP…
Tusk: Trump demands 5%…
Starmer: Well, that’s the start. And Britain is willing to place its troops on the Tele as a Ukrainian peacekeeping force.
Macron: Convan?
Starmer: I don’t really understand. At least 20.
Tusk: Well, count Poland.
Macron: No spilled pleuris. Can I conclude by saying that this Sonmet was a grand success? Europe is not as united as this.
Donald Trump: There’s nothing better than watching Europe burns, babies and burns.
Vladimir Putin: I love it when you talk dirty.
